- Friend : I broke up with him
- Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
- Friend : We are back together
- Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.
okay, but, like, a fic where Scott gets cursed and it can only be broken by True Love’s Kiss
and Allison and Kira are glancing at each other awkwardly like, “I dunno, you were his first love?” “But you and him click so well together, you know?”
and Isaac’s rubbing the back of his head, all like, “I mean, I did follow him into certain death when no one else did, just sayin’”
and Derek’s like, “I actually died for him when that happened! I literally died for Scott McCall!”
"Derek, sweetie,you didn’t actually die"
"Well neither did you Erica STFU"
and Boyd’s like, “I literally became a werewolf so I could be like Scott, I mean”
and then Stiles shoves past them all, “BACK THE FUCK UP WE’VE ALL SEEN FROZEN OKAY I GOT THIS”
everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere